We were hesitant to leave without her but she texted saying she was hooking up with someone in Wu-Tang and she’d talk to us tomorrow. The next day she called and said she got “dicked down”, but then asked me what the white guy in Wu-Tang’s name was. She said she wokeup with a free t-shirt and they had paid for her breakfast.” A girl in my city fucked LMFAO…yes both of them. “A girl around my town had sex with Jason Derulo. Now every time he plays the opposing team sings ‘Jassoooon Derulo.'” Her boyfriend was an up and coming sports star in my town and she boinked him after one of his shows in this really sad nightclub. But on the bright side, I didn’t get gonorrhoea.” “Ok not even a throwaway… I f***ed Flavor Flav in a seedy toilet room out the back of the ANU Refectory Bar in 1998. Read more at the thread here.Audio: Listen to this story. To hear more feature stories, download the Audm app for your iPhone.